That’s not even close to what new smart toasters actually do, but we can dream.

It’s breakfast after all.

It looks like a giant iPhone that can’t fit in your pocket.

Smart Toasters Won’t Bring You Breakfast in Bed, But They’re Getting There

There are even accessories for a panini press and a warming rack.

We’re talking about toast, right?

It looks like it launches rockets, but it only handles toast.

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It looks like it launches rockets, but it only handles toast.

Are the Toasters Actually Smart?

Not that you need any of that to make bread crispy.

A lighter would do the trick.

“Smart” is sometimes the gadget world’s version of “artisanal” in the food industry.

To be fair, one thing they definitely won’t do is burn your toast.