“I’ll just see myself out,” I usually mutter, accidentally walking into a closet.
kindly, Look Away
Nothing in this brings me a sense of pride.
It hasn’t helped with a job or relationship or anything pragmatic.
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Since most haven’t, they look at me like I just pooped on the floor.
Let’s take a movie that many people have seen, likeThe Godfather.
Some may go with “Just when I thought I was out … they pull me back in.”
But you shouldn’t be referencing Godfather III.
Better to pretend it doesn’t exist.
No one ever gets it.
If you know the reference, that’s fine, but you shouldn’t.
It happened at work recently.
No one knew what the hell I was talking about, and they shouldn’t.
Few have seen the movie Shattered Glass, and even fewer people have seen it more than once.
But it’s good, I swear.
This is clearly not a better way to live or watch movies.
Probably not, though.
