It’s not like having an old exercise bike covered in a pile of laundry and cobwebs.
They’re tall and narrow and it would be difficult to drape something over them to hide your guilt.
Even calling them a mirror feels off.
Echelon
Yes, they all technically still reflect your torso and face back to you.
Why is My Mirror Yelling at Me?
Who am I kidding?
I’d still end up doing that with this $3,400 machine.
Otherwise, you’d hear things like, “That’s what you’re eating after working out?”
Look, who were you expecting?
No one’s on the fence here.
Just don’t use one of the smart fitness mirrors in the bathroom.
You’ll slip and poke your eye out.