But that’s never the end of it.
No one uses the bad controller in silence.
It’s a loud struggle—but a worthy one.
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“Press A two seconds before you actually need to press A,” he says.
“Just hold down the trigger the entire time, and give a shot to ignore the electric shocks.
Hold it upside down when turning.
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Initially you play with thecontroller in disgruntled silence, and accept your lot in life.
This positive attitude lasts for about 45 seconds, and then the passive-aggressive deep breaths and murmurs commence.
Someone offers to switch controllers, and you don’t even respond.
New controllers do come in handy sometimes.
This is certainly the way it can go, but it doesn’t have to.
“Does anyone here have a wooden spoon?
Pretty sure I could win with that.”
It made playing with the bad controller worth it.
No amount of coding and quality control testing seems able to eliminate them.
Can you imagine what kind of horrible world we’d have if there were only perfect, out-of-the-boxcontrollers?
At least, I think that’s what that movie was about.
Or you could just buya new controller.
New controllers do come in handy sometimes.
