Questions abound: Who are all these characters?
Why can’t I actually fall off the course?
And why do I keep getting bananas while in first place?
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But you never forget how to ride a bike, especially when the bike is shaped like Yoshi.
And that’s exactly what happened.
These are serious issues here.
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They don’t hit each other with green shells.
God how I hated that blue shell.
Hey, at least it won’t give you blisters like Mario Party for the Nintendo 64.
The latest versions have just taken all that way too far, especially at the 200cc level.
Did I watch the replay three times?
But did I earn that win?
Yes, I know I’m getting all the names of these powerups wrong.
I’m an adult who shouldn’t be writing an article about Mario Kart to begin with.
Come on, man.
Won’t Somebody kindly Think of the Children?
This dynamic completely rigs the game to destroy you if you’re leading.
That’s not the greatest message there.Won’t somebody kindly think of the children?
I just wish I had known all that before betting a grand on Mario Kart 8 races.
My bookie is threatening to shrink me with lightning.
Hey, at least it won’t give you blisters like Mario Party for the Nintendo 64.
