Why would someone need to schedule a text?

It’s the people who use this feature for social reasons that I’m interested in.

I could be wrong about that.

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Beyond that, it feels odd.

That said, there are plenty of bad reasons people might do that.

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Dating immediately comes to mind.

And no, I’ve never done that.

It gets in the way of the stalking.

It could certainly be useful for text arguments between friends who are too cowardly to pick up the phone.

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It’s a like aTo-Do list written in stone.

Damn you, scheduled social me!

But then, after you’ve had an action-packed weekend, you think that maybe scheduled you was right.

“How do I know what’s real anymore?

“, they might ask.

“Our friendship is all lies!”

Doesn’t sound half bad, actually.